The Vagina Monologues

I'm working on a draft for my Musical Identity paper, when out of the blue this pretty girl taps me on the shoulder and asks me if I have 10 minutes to spare. Sure, why?

"Well, we want to interview you and your vagina."

Huh?

I just did a brief interview in an exchange for a free ticket for a local production of the Vagina Monologues. Their trying to tape all these women answering questions about their vaginas to show during intermission. I chose to go uncensored (no blurred face) because I guess I don't care.

1) If your vagina could say 2 words, what would it say? - Respect me.
2) If you vagina could wear anything, what would it wear? - Leather.

Funnily enough, they can't get any women on campus to do this! I'm actually a little shocked. I wasn't offended by the questions, they were funny and they serve a purpose. I'm happy to help. But what is every other girl afraid of? I can't wait to go see TVM on February 21. It'll be a nice birthday present to myself :)

So, what would yours say? What would it wear? (If you're a guy, pretend.)